Today I am thankful for eggs. I decided to have an omelet this morning, which then made me sick no more than 10 minutes later. That was at 9 am. It is now 1:30 pm and I am back at the hotel still dying.

why in God’s name are you thankful then?!
Is what you are most likely asking…

I needed a dose of reality today. My ego gets inflated hardcore sometimes and I need things to bring me back down to earth.

So today I am thankful for eggs.

Ugh.